The cruel Headmaster at the Sidekick Academy, Pampelmoose is a strict disciplinarian who runs the school like it was prison camp. He has devoted his life to turning worthless students into worthless Sidekicks - and nothing will stop him! Except a good strudel. He’ll stop for strudel.
Yelling. Punishing. Keeping his list of missing body parts updated. A good juice box.
Smartypantsiness. 3D movies. Jokes about legs